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Meet The Spartans
- Genre: Comedy
- Film running length: 83 min
- UK release date: 21/3/2008
- Directed by: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Distributor: Twentieth Century Fox Film Co
Who´s in it?
Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra
What´s the plot?
A spoof comedy from the makers of Scary Movie, Date Movie and Epic Movie, staring Kevin Sorbo and Carmen Electra. A group of Spartan Soldiers tackle everything from action movie clichés to Britney Spears.
BBFC Consumer Advice Contains moderate comic violence, language and sex references..
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Latest customer reviews (from a total of 47 reviews):
Not a bad comady..
Reviewer: Arbital24
Date: 27/04/2008
Wow, a lot of people have given this a poor rating. I actually found it quite funny, but I guess you need a certain type of humor to appreciate it.
Sure, it's not going to win any comady awards, the jokes aren't great and it's basically ripping off it's story from 300 (But it is a parody, after all). But some of the bits were quite funny and it had me laughing a few times.
Maybe not one to spend cinema money to go an see, but certainly worth the DVD when it comes out.
Sure, it's not going to win any comady awards, the jokes aren't great and it's basically ripping off it's story from 300 (But it is a parody, after all). But some of the bits were quite funny and it had me laughing a few times.
Maybe not one to spend cinema money to go an see, but certainly worth the DVD when it comes out.
Rubbish
Reviewer: tiger tom
Date: 09/04/2008
This I think is the worst film I have seen at the cinema. The average age in our cinema was about 13, and the whole way through there werent so much as grunts at the "funny" bits. I went to see this with my friend and I booked it and I felt embaressed that it was so rubbish. Honestly, if you are wondering what to go and see thats the same rating choose 21 or 10,000 BC and dont waste so much money because like me youll come out kicking yourself.
Meet the Real Spartans
Reviewer: Arnaldo
Date: 09/04/2008
Very funny parody, though with a couple of low points, but overall more historically accurate regarding Spartans sexual behaviour and a bearded Xerxes...
Average guest rating breakdown:
Total ratings: 114
Average rating: 2.6
Average rating: 2.6
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