Ted
- Genre: Comedy
- Film running length: 106 min
(excl trailers and advertisements) - UK Release Date: 1/8/2012
- Directed by: Seth MacFarlane
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Distributor: Universal Pictures
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
From Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, comedy ‘Ted’ follows the trials and tribulations of a grown man with an unusual sidekick; his beloved childhood teddy bear who has come to life and refuses to leave his side.
Written, directed and voiced by MacFarlane and starring Mark Wahlberg (The Fighter) and Mila Kunis (Black Swan), ‘Ted’ demonstrates the truth behind the old adage ‘be careful what you wish for’.
Contains strong sex references, language, drug use and brief nudity.
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Ted: Average guest rating breakdown (across UK & Ireland):
Total ratings: 2513
Average rating: 4.2
67 (3%)
Poor
106 (4%)
Alright
347 (14%)
Good
734 (29%)
Very Good
1259 (50%)
Fantastic
Latest customer reviews (from a total of 67 reviews):
No he DIDN'T!
Yes, it has more Seth MacFarlane material than is good for it.
And yes, there are much wittier comedies.
But if you want to blow Pepsi out of your nose and damn near wet yourself this is THE funniest laugh out loud no rules no pretence comedy of 2012.
Warning - not Bruce willis and helicopter explosions / Morgan Freeman narrating s-l-o-w-l-y / skinny bint with vampire fetish. COMEDY, 'Com (uh) Dee' understand? Don't criticise it for not being an Ingmar Bergman film. It's for laughing at.
You'll laugh, you'll hurl, you'll feel guilty cos he's a toy bear.
Go see it.
Shockingly rude for 15
Different & fun!
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